inappropriate tom

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"
by wotsit89 May 14, 2009
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Tom Cheek

Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.

GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!
"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.
by bananas232325 October 12, 2005
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Tom Izzo

(1) The Jesus of college basketball coaches

(2) The messiah that resurrected Michigan State basketball into college basketball's premiere program. Winner of 1 National Championship, 5 Final Fours, and 6 Big 10 Championships

(3) The greatest recruiter ever, known for his X's and O's and ability to get his team to out rebound any opponent

(4) The guy who every assistant coach wants to coach under to get immediate street cred

(5) The guy who is often rumored to be the head coach of the NBA's worst teams

Also known as "Izzo" or "Coach Izzo"
Guy # 1: Man, Michigan State looks good this year, but I don't think they'll make it to the final four.

Guy # 2: Don't be stupid, bro. Michigan State is coached by Tom Izzo. He turns lemons into lemonade.
by sparty99 March 08, 2010
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Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny
Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
by Michael_Hunt June 29, 2008
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Tom H

There are toms and Thomas's, and there is Tom H. He is a babe slayer and will slay anyone he wants. He is the true babe slayer
Tom Harris just slayed all the girls at that party last night
by Hellojello123 April 06, 2016
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tom and peter

Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.


Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise

by not tom or peter March 17, 2009
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Captain Tom

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
by the mysterious O December 17, 2006
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