Car cock
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
Get the Car cockmug. The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
Get the Car Douchemug. by Kg89420 January 11, 2021
Get the Car dabsmug. A car that is intended for driving in the summer only. Usually comes out of the garage in May, just in time for prom, and used to receive Head From Pepps once the dance is over. Summer cars are typically purchased through Craigslist.
Ethan: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Matt: I'm getting my summer car out of the garage.
Ethan: Oh yes... prom is coming up!
Matt: I'm getting my summer car out of the garage.
Ethan: Oh yes... prom is coming up!
by bennie22 January 8, 2020
Get the Summer Carmug. 
A car owned by the Gigachad Dhar Mann, shown in many of his Youtube videos as vehicular prop, and a bingo space on Jarvis Johnson's game of Dhar Mann Bingo.
"Did you get bingo?"
"Yeah! My last space was Dhar Car!"
"Have you seen the Dhar Mann video? It has the Dhar Car in it."
"That doesn't really scale it down."
"Yeah! My last space was Dhar Car!"
"Have you seen the Dhar Mann video? It has the Dhar Car in it."
"That doesn't really scale it down."
by Cow_Rampage July 30, 2022
Get the Dhar Carmug. When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.
Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.
by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009
Get the Car Wallmug.