The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013
Get the stoner meshmug. The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.
Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.
I hate Stoner's Eyelash
I hate Stoner's Eyelash
by ebrown326 May 7, 2011
Get the Stoner's Eyelashmug. by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011
Get the Stoners Thumbmug. a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.
by miyukichan September 27, 2009
Get the Stoner Burgermug. Stoner music that is fun to listen to under the influence of marijuana. Stoner music covers everything, not just stoner rock. Because of the subculture-association with cannibus, hip-hop, metal, reggae, and a few other notable genres can fall under the unbrella. Some essential stoner albums over the years include:
Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone
Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone
Jenni thought that Queens of the Stone Age sucked, but she was just sobered up and needed some stoner music. After a few bowls, she was at the record pickin' all their shit up!
by David Bates October 1, 2006
Get the stoner musicmug. also known as stoner etiquette
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009
Get the stoner rulesmug. Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.
Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.
by DJ TomiK November 13, 2009
Get the Stoner Dietmug.