Mango

A way of calling someone an idiot or a dumb-ass in a formal and funny way.

That dealer I talked to was such a mango, he didn't even have the right stuff...

by Nesqwik June 9, 2018

Mango

Someone who is British Pakistani/Indian and is very obsessed in their culture in a sad way, they usually have a very freshie accent. Similar words include freshie, tep.

Person 1: This guy eats curry for breakfast.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a 'mango'.

by Ogggggggggggggggggg December 10, 2019

Mango

It's what you call a shrunken yellow penis, I mean wtf did you think a mango would be. A fruit?

I really like to suck mangoes man! They remind me of....(starts crying).

by chingpenis April 15, 2020

Mango or mango juice

best fucking fruit in the world i curl my toes just thinking of it. my mind goes into the state of euphoria and starts to melt into paradise. ive never felt so powerful drinking a mango flavored Jumex. it makes me feel some kind of way...

"i love Mango or mango juices"
"yeah, especially the Jumex!"
"tip sticky! 🤤❗"

by I'maslave4u (bybritanyspears) May 25, 2021

Mango

Someone of Gypsy or Afro-American origin; see mangal;

"Git lost Mango, before I kick ya' ass"

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

Mango

To be overly strong or have the strength of 10 men. The hulk without the Green skin tone, superman without the flight, literally can have the whole world in his hands.

That little boy is trapped under the bus...can you lift it? No what do you think I am, Mango?

by LarryDSSS July 14, 2006

mango

That one thing that everyone wants

Person 1:Man, I really want the Cubs to win the world series....

Person 2:That would be my mango!!

by anythingyouwantmetobe February 22, 2011