moochala

1. Anything you want.
2. Sex.
3. Grub.

"Are you hungry for moochala"?

by Cam McRae April 15, 2005

Moochino

Noun. Someone who lives off of other people without giving anything back.

What a moochino. He drinks all his friends beers.

by Claudio P September 12, 2003

Monthism

the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioural and physical traits corresponding to which month they were born in.

Person A: How old do you think I am?
Person B: Idk, you look like a January guy.
Person A: THAT'S MONTHISM

by Yeeperdoodles May 1, 2020

el moocho

The biggest most mexican scab on the earth, the one who takes your last cigarette, drinks your last beer or drives your car with the petrol light on...

The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho

El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab

by TomTheSex August 7, 2006

Pet-moocher

A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.

My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!

by Spyderrr December 25, 2010

three month stand

the mix between a 1 night stand and a relationship

Person A : Gonna bag me a trophy gf I say gf cuz I refuse to end up like tiger and Wana take the jeter route, instead of memorabilia in the car service ill leave plan b and the number to a psychologist, and to the really lucky ones id like Time to b driving the limo in the morning, roll down the divider and give the chick a life lesson and make her rethink her state of being

Logical Person B : Haha so how is this a gf again?

The Voice of reason : seems more like a 3 month stand without the worry of having to give her ride home
and Person A values pillow talk.. you have pillow talk with a gf, not with a 1 night stand
but thats why three month stands are appealing, you get what you want from the physical part and the emotional part, without actual commitment

by voice of reason using logic December 26, 2011

crush month

December 1st is the beginning of crush month. Meaning if you have a crush on someone just ask them out , and if yk someone has a crush on you you have to ask them out. No questions asked.

“He yo I’m asking Katie out for crush month”

by Big daddy key. November 29, 2019