Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church November 30, 2012
Welcome to Fugville, the village of fuglies. Whether you are permanently fugly or "just in a slump", when you choose to enter the ville there is no going back. A village of where there is so much fugliness, yet there is so much beauty around us. Full of mountains and prairies, crazy wildlife, and elegant scenery, Fugville is the perfect place for getting stoned. We hope to see you soon:)
Welcome to Fugville, Montana; the ugliest town known to man.
My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
by Mayor of Fugville December 08, 2015
Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt
by Masterbutter February 19, 2025
When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.
by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 05, 2017
dude 1: yo dude have u ever played Montana horrors rp
dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!
dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!
by Randomdude1223 July 17, 2023
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by solmh August 15, 2018