Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 07, 2016

Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

One of the only good COD games alongside Black Ops 1, 2, and 3, and Modern Warfare 2.

Let's go play some Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the Xbox!

by Maya Butreeks March 22, 2021

Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 09, 2019

modern person

Hailly

Someone who is in touch with her modern person ness, like Hailly.

by Modern person January 23, 2022

Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 05, 2022

Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.

Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

by lucaca January 11, 2023