A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.
If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.
Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.
by TBONE74 April 1, 2019
Get the Modelo Missile mug.Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".
There's a chorus in the song that goes:
"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"
Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".
There's a chorus in the song that goes:
"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"
Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker
Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.
I passed on hittin' that.
I passed on hittin' that.
by shobuz99 July 25, 2019
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When one of these songs is played there is an 80% chance that the other will follow. The effect originated from the popular debate in 2018 regarding which song was superior; subsequently interlinking the two songs and their importance.
DJ *plays Sicko Mode*
Person 1: Yo I bet he plays Mo Bamba next.
DJ *plays Mo Bamba*
Person 2: Thats the Sicko Mode/Mo Bamba effect right there.
Person 1: Yo I bet he plays Mo Bamba next.
DJ *plays Mo Bamba*
Person 2: Thats the Sicko Mode/Mo Bamba effect right there.
by V Y B 3 Z May 15, 2022
Get the The Sicko Mode/Mo Bamba effect mug.The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
by Trippinballs February 1, 2007
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“Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”
“Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”
by petty998 October 1, 2021
Get the Modelo Man mug.i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.
by Alyscia Goldsmith August 1, 2008
Get the motel mattress mug.People that move into your house and expect you to perform duties like furnish them towels Soap shampoo and maid service like staying in a motel.
We don't have WIFI ON. When can we expect to get WIFI.
WE are out of towels, soap and shampoo.
Sorry but I don't furnish those things, bayou have " Motel Mentality"
WE are out of towels, soap and shampoo.
Sorry but I don't furnish those things, bayou have " Motel Mentality"
by Rawwar1369 July 9, 2021
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