Miller High Life

The champagne of beers.

Sorry i drank it all.

by Rexall October 26, 2003

dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

by paynbow April 25, 2006

Miller High Life

A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.

We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.

by PopNasty February 28, 2011

good shot miller

Jokingly giving credit to the wrong person on purpose.
Origin from the beginning of the movie Snipers (1993)

"Dude you turned in a paper that isn't yours and got full credit! Good shot Miller!"

by statuskuo January 27, 2008

Miller's Hot Bologna

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.

I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

by ASkookDaFuck March 31, 2009

Abby Lee Miller

the worst woman in dance existence.

Person: Oh hey ya know Abby Lee Miller?
other person: oh yeah, you mean the annoying elderly ass dance teacher?

by KaeyasPersonalToeSucker March 28, 2022

steve miller band

One of the best rock bands of all time. Known best for their song The Joker

Radio Host- and now the greatest song ever, by steve miller band...THE JOKER

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sunnnnn
Im a JOKER, im a smoker, im a midnight toker!
I get my lovin' on the run

by jordan dewald May 24, 2008