When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
Get the minnesota memory foam mattressmug. the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
Get the Jurgen klopp memorial daymug. Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right
by sussybaka7769 March 5, 2023
Get the Memories follow me left and rightmug. noun
1. A memory that exists vividly in the mind but cannot be confidently traced to its source, often leaving the individual unsure whether the event was experienced directly, witnessed, dreamed, imagined, or absorbed from media or others.
2. A mental file stored in the wrong directory — mistakenly filed under personal experience instead of dreams, fiction, or observation.
Note:
Unlike “false memory,” a misplaced memory may not be inaccurate — only misfiled. The content can be real; it’s the origin that’s uncertain. Think of it like dragging a file into the wrong folder: the data’s intact, just somewhere it shouldn’t be.
1. A memory that exists vividly in the mind but cannot be confidently traced to its source, often leaving the individual unsure whether the event was experienced directly, witnessed, dreamed, imagined, or absorbed from media or others.
2. A mental file stored in the wrong directory — mistakenly filed under personal experience instead of dreams, fiction, or observation.
Note:
Unlike “false memory,” a misplaced memory may not be inaccurate — only misfiled. The content can be real; it’s the origin that’s uncertain. Think of it like dragging a file into the wrong folder: the data’s intact, just somewhere it shouldn’t be.
I have this misplaced memory of hiding in a church basement during a flood, but I think it might’ve been a dream… or maybe a scene from a movie?
by Ecco of Ithaca April 24, 2025
Get the misplaced memorymug. by anonymous April 3, 2023
Get the Memory of a rockmug. “i’ve been learning a lot of trigonometry in college recently”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank”
by Fregliegh March 25, 2022
Get the Big Memory Bankmug. <.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>mug.