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Maxism

The belief that all people named Max, no matter who they are, are inferior than other people. These people are typically known as "Maxists", and may attempt to send hate speeches or violent threats towards any and all people named Max.

This also extends to people with a name that has "Max" in it. i.e: Maxwell, Maximus, Maxine, etc.
Guy 1: "You never told me, how was Dan's party?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I went to the party with my brother, and this guy came up and started yelling at him. Apparently he's maxist."
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm sorry bro. It's sad that maxism is still an issue these days."
by WannabeComic December 20, 2021
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MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?
How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022
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Marius

Has no empathy for anyone else, is EXTREMELY hot. He likes cars and he is a pretty chill person. If you and Marius have the same interest Marius WILL fall in love with you. (if you are a girl) Marius is very rarely Homosexual. He will be very successful if he isn't already. He will either be or he is. He will take care of you if he loves you;)
person: Marius is SO cool!!
Marius: really?
person: Yes!
Marius: Do you like cars??
Person: YES!
Marius: i love you:)
by heugheghughghe March 21, 2022
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Maximus

Maximus is a ugly guy. Hes a big jerk and hes rude! He has a pig snout occasionally a white cracker and believes in his White supremacy... He is a guy who hates furries and LGBTQ+. Maximus is a gut who you NEVER want to get involved with. He has pretty good comebacks have to admit but hes still a big JERK!
Girl: Can you help me with something?
Maximus: Shut yo bitch ass up.
by k_p_op March 25, 2022
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marius

you fat marius
by koupikak March 27, 2022
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Maximus

Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.
Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.
by lanie14 May 26, 2022
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Maximus

the supreme or ultimate reality. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped (as in Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism) as creator and ruler of the universe
by iMaximus June 15, 2022
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