Marcus

People named marcus are mostly asian, they tend to have a tiny dick and wear glasses. But their biggest quality is that they can be goofy and serious when needed.

You are such a marcus

by Projiji November 21, 2021

Delia Marcu

Has a friend Lavinia and doesn’t like to be in large groups. She likes Ariana Grande and Fasole Vladimir.

Delia Marcu ate deez hazelnuts!

by LmaoHuman November 21, 2021

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021

marcus achtman

A young swedish producer that helpt xxxtentacion with his new album '?'

Also called 'marre'

Marcus Achtman = marre

by cokejoke1337 January 30, 2018

marcus

the guy that kills people for no reason he just thinks he's still playing gta 5

stop being a marcus we're just here to rob the bank

by DR.chokeonmacauqe October 12, 2021

Marcus

Marcus, also known as..

The most perfect, pretty and handsome boy in the world. You could fill a book with all the reasons why you will always adore him, and with all the reasons why he can make you happy and will always give you tons of affection. Nothing will ever change how much you just LOVE HIM and your refusal to not love him. Without Marcus, You'd be nothing without him and he's the brightest light of your life. You'll be crazy about him and you will want to be with Marcus forever.

I don't lie when I say I love Marcus, He's the one for me, and He means so much to me.

by AstralRed June 14, 2023

Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by anonymous November 10, 2021