John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021

Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021

off the maloney

in excess, to the extreme

My friend works out all the time, he's shredded off the maloney.

by Cheesed to be Me August 14, 2023

molone

the sexiest p.i.m.p. alive! if u dont kno who he is then ur crazy. also head of the sexy molone group

that is one bangin gang of sexy molones.

by ally August 9, 2003

Mamoneis

Having qualities of being completly L337

Man you are looking totally Mamoneis today! Where did you get that LED binary watch?

by Source: David teh L337 September 6, 2008

mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.

Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.

by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007

Mallone

When you cum on in an asian mans ass.

You man me an my nigga Mallone last night bitch!

by Fundi February 3, 2008