dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017

r-load

When you are reloading on an FPS and have no time to tell someone that you are reloading then a time saving mechanism would be to say r-load. Even though reload is the exact same amount of syllables as r-load i can assure you that it is much faster to say.

This technique is also used on the word grenade to make r-nade.

The word stems from r-tard which is used on the famous episode of southpark "Make love, not Warcraft"

-Shoot him you prick!
Am fucking r-loading!

by solomonf January 11, 2009

Fisherman’s Load

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

a gobb-load

a lot of shit.
created in tha kitchen while over stuffing tacos..

i got a gobb-load of cash.

by 501 mixtapes September 30, 2009

Load dumpable

When a girl has a really cute face and all you can think about is dumping your load on to her face.

Dude, your sister is so load dumpable.

by Enricake July 24, 2018

magnum load

To ejaculate whilst having sex, thus depositing a large amount of sperm inside a woman, anus or vagina.

Perry: "How was last night with that bird?"
Terry: "Nice, I magnum loaded her snatch!"

by TehLulzTrain February 17, 2014