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lashay langley

girl 1: holy shit it’s a lashay langley!

girl 2: ew
by your manz fav hoe September 13, 2020
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Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021
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Abraholf Linkler

When Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler had a baby that hates Jews and Dentists.
Otherwise known as if you have a supreme hatred of Jews and Dentists.
"Man that guy is such a piece of shit I hope he kills himself because no one will ever love him, Abraholf Linkler."

"Gay midget furry porn"
-Micheal Jordane
by Gaymidgetfurryp0rn March 14, 2022
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Carl Ligglebottom

Carl Ligglebottom is a fictional character usually used on TikTok in Goofy ahh videos with Quandale Dingle
Quandale Dingle) Hey Quandale Dingle here, I’m with my friend Carl Ligglebottom
by Darnell696960 July 6, 2022
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Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.
- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"
by WorderWordington August 10, 2022
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Kai Langley

A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan
Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!
by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023
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twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration
Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression
by Smordwith May 19, 2023
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