lemon puck

A sweet tangy asshole that will make your tongue pucker.....much like a lemon.

Lumpy' s loosely laxated lemon puck was so sweet and tangy I had to go back for more!

by SallyMittRAGE August 6, 2017

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022

Lemon Nigga

Light skinned niggas that act kinda sweet, kinda like a lemon.

Look at Aiden over acting like a lemon nigga.

What’s a lemon nigga?

A light skin nigga like Aiden.

by LittleBill423 December 13, 2022

wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique

I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.

by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Fresh Lemons

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.

"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.

by megster12345678 November 2, 2010