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Lazy Boi

The laziest of all bois, of all people. Typically have curly hair, fantasises about goku and spend countless hours trying to get a warzone dub.

They smash alcohol parcels for fun at warehouses and hate fat polish people.
Wojciech: “Kom on Lazy boi. You’re doin nothin. There’s 2 more wagon comin moite. Just poot it ona pallet. LA9!!!”
by TheRealTimek July 21, 2020
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lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.
Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013
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Lazy ellipsis

The triple-dotted connector used in the middle of quotations when the writer is too lazy to quote the entire sentence or phrase.
Lazy ellipsis "abc ... efg"

The inhumane and almost desperate nature of Lady Macbeth's ambitions were revealed in Act 1 Scene 5, where she asked "spirits that tend on mortal thoughts" to"Unsex her here ... fill her head to toe with direst cruelty".

In the concluding sentences of The Great Gatsby, it could be argued that Fitzgerald suggests we should embrace ambition and hope as part of our humanity, even as "we beat on ... borne back ceaselessly into the past".
by M. Meursault July 12, 2017
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Working Lazy

It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)

Person 2: Hello?

Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.

Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!

Meanwhile....

Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!

Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.

Person 2: Ok.

Meanwhile

Person 1: Ok I'm back!

Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!

Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.

Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!

Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!

Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!

Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 8, 2019
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.
by DSkeet June 16, 2019
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