Lazy Fair

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"
by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020
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lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.
Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 15, 2013
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Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.
Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship
by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021
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Lazy game

When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again
Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*
by TheCumGuzzler123 October 12, 2022
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Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.
by kid cuisine February 09, 2019
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 16, 2014
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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