Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018

Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 8, 2024

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 August 22, 2012

LAMP

WHERE MOTH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO LÅMP

MOTH 1: DID YOU SEE LAMP
MOTH 2: LAMP
MOTH 3: BEAUTIFUL

by Mothy boi November 20, 2018

Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

by bowie-lover April 25, 2013

lamp

cool

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!

by jizcalifuh June 3, 2022