the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.

"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"

by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014

The Letter C

Leah Motherfucking Goddamn Tolle, the cunt herself

Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!

by PurpleCarrotSticks February 5, 2022

Humane Letters

Fucking bullshit I would not recommend.

Humane Letters is the big gay

by Thiccythicc December 11, 2020

girl-letter

a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.

Dear Jessica,

You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on

by tanboii February 23, 2010

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.

“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”

by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010