by FishyMcSquishy November 03, 2017
Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
by DocSparks216 January 04, 2020
Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?
Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021
by Lizbeinist October 05, 2019
by Bigballercaller December 01, 2011
Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 26, 2023
after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 24, 2011