Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.

I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.

by CF352 September 4, 2019

Keyboard rage

Keyboard rage is usually when a guy gets angry and he started to write spam messages like (u h4v n0 lyf3) or just some meaningless words
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard

Me rekting a bitchass kid
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)

Kid has left the server(rage quit)

Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.

-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.

by el_realisator May 13, 2016