jewish rat

A rich cunt who tells on people

Geez bruh don't be a jewish rat

by yea bo August 21, 2016

jewish girl

she is the most beautiful, funny, and talented woman you will ever meet in your life. she will have this compassion for others, and always lets you know that she's a jew, and she's proud of it. camp is her happy place, and she'll only go for you if your Jewish, or if you live up to her standards. men, if you meet a girl like this, y'all are lucky.

wow, Sara is amazing. She really is a jewish girl

by ayyuhayyuh May 27, 2019

Jewish jeep

Cadillac Eldorado (urban slang, 1960s & '70s)

See Jew canoe

"Felix traded in his Olds 98 for a new Jewish jeep as a 40th birthday present -- for himself!"

by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

that's jewish

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant

stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha

by Sarah February 10, 2005

Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.

No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.

by beak March 13, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

Jewish jack-knife

nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey

"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"

by a triple h December 6, 2004