You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024

Fine Jack Summer

When summer weather is better than usual. Originating from an urban legend derived from the fields of Cornwall.

While looking out across the fields, “It’s a Fine Jack Summer…”

by JackSpriteLibra August 7, 2025

The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Jack of spades

A white boy that is used and well experienced in all and every sexual activities with black men.. Addicted to the black men's cock and swallowing their cum

Look at that Jack of spades. He's about to get what he wants from those black bulls

by Jme's Cck November 14, 2020

Jack Of Spade

A white male who is a gay bottom and strictly attracted to black men and/or strictly willing to have sex with black men.

That white boy is wearing a jack of spades so you know he loves that big black dick.

by WhiteBoyBitch4BBC September 21, 2020