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Jabra

The king. Jabra is a mythical creature that can be spotted in accounting playing games.
Jabra Mimics Ma’ams voice
by Dwornite18 March 27, 2026
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Jabbered Up

A phrase used when you are really excited about something.
Someone: “Wow you’re really excited.”
Me: “Yea I’m super jabbered up right now!”
by 3words8letterssayitandimyours February 20, 2025
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Jabari Wright

In love with one person only and their name starts with a M and ends with a Lianna
you’re such a Jabari Wright,Jabari
by Jabagoat March 22, 2025
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Jabeasted

That guy camping red room, just got jabeasted
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Jabar/River

Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)

Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.

He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.

Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.

River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.

Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.

Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”

“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
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Camel jabber

1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.
Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.
by j3tsp33d March 4, 2011
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Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.
We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.
by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011
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