Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.

Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!

by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018

Jacob

The type of guy that will break your heart and still make you feel more loved than anyone else; The worst break up you will ever have

Girl: "Why is she crying?"
Girl 2: "Jacob broke up with her"

by sneakyangel October 4, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.

"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"

by soy un desastre December 27, 2019

Jacob

Sits in the corner and tries his to draw attention to himself with self harm

Jacob kept stabbing himself in 3rd leriod yesterday and everyone was watching him

by Tinystabbingbitch July 12, 2017

jacob

dickhead

jacob lied once again, what a dickhead

by cococutie19 July 27, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.

Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!

by By:ash10155 October 29, 2019

Jacob

He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.

Wow. Jacob is super gay

by Reekid September 27, 2019