weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

weed envy

When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.

"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"

by Gronkus March 19, 2014

Weed out

Remove unwanted element

Girls pay for caller identification because it gives them peace of mind to weed out calls from their boyfriends.

by 90zizo June 29, 2009

Weed Ninja

A pot head, with enough years of experience and ability to camouflage him(her)self as a non-stoner amongst coworkers and/or society.

Dude! Did you know Joe, from work, gets high every night?

No way! I could never see him being a stoner.

Yeah man, he's such a Weed Ninja.

by Shamanax January 19, 2012

weed rapper

A rapper who centers all or almost all of their rap music around marijuana.

He only raps about weed, so he is a weed rapper.

by Anonnnymoussssssss April 26, 2011

Weed Prices

1 gram: $10

8th (3.5 grams): $30
4th (7 grams): $55(ish)
Half (14 grams): $100(ish)
Zip (28 grams): $200(ish)

This fucker gave me $40 for 2 g’s, gotta know your weed prices or you’ll get ripped off like him.

by ogtoker October 22, 2018

weed bandit

1.Someone who always has to start the bowl, and when smoking with noobs he/she steals extra hits while instructing.

2. One person who takes extra hits when no ones looking or when some think the bowl is ashed but its not: so he/she finishes it.

1.Guys, you have to take your finger off the hole when clearing the bowl. Let me show you. *takes 3 hits Wow: I'm gonna call you the weed bandit from now on.

2.Melissa !! I just saw you take like 4 hits! C'mon guys, I was just seeing if it was done. I am the weed bandit.

by yankeesgrl August 05, 2011