shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020

subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.

- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.

by iammcbain June 11, 2022

Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

by PlayaLove July 26, 2009

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018

Shampoo Shower

Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.

Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?

Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning

by Woodhead!!!!!!!!! June 13, 2011

Shower Snacking

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.

Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"

by Anarcee October 8, 2011

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011