Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.
Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017
Get the world blindmug. A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
by Creatorofallthatis September 28, 2015
Get the World of Warcraftmug. by D_a_l_E April 5, 2011
Get the Playdoh Worldmug. Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
by cmfd723 December 2, 2010
Get the Morpheus's worldmug. Person 1: Have you listened to Around The World yet?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
Person 2: No?
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
by ILikeFireyFromBFDI July 10, 2022
Get the Around The Worldmug. Free World is an imaginary place where you can say whatever you want and protections to people's rights actually mean something.
Example #1:
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Get the Free Worldmug. A hipster who traveled one weekend and got inspired and has not taken a trip since . Then decides to start a blog .
by Trumpster89 February 1, 2017
Get the World travelermug.