dick tunnel vision

When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.
Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.
by murse93 August 24, 2015
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Texas Wind Tunnel

Sexual act whereby an individual applies mouth to anus of willing partner who then passes flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. Individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.
After running out of NOS, Bill and Larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing Texas Wind Tunnel session.
by d.c. sterner February 01, 2008
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Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
by LaSpillway August 02, 2011
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Cincinatti Wind Tunnel

The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.
Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.
by Duderman July 19, 2009
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Alaskan wind tunnel

a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.
Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.
by NobodyWest July 29, 2016
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oriental wind tunnel

Passing air through the penis and out the jap's eye (urethra)
I never thought it'd happen but I just felt the oriental wind tunnel come out my bellend.
by MR.TTT January 11, 2014
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Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.
"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"
by Aly.bum.snuggles January 26, 2015
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