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butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.
The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.
by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022
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jiggle butt

a girl with a big ol' booty that shake with every step she take.
"Damn look at that jiggle butt i cant believe it shakes so much."
by kelbel060214 March 11, 2009
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Butt lord

A jerk of truly epic proportions. Also a real beeyotch. Almost always thinks he's better then everyone else. Don't be a butt lord.
Guy 1: Here comes our manager. He makes us work while he sits on his ass and farts.

Guy 2: what a butt lord!
by jb2701 December 10, 2018
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Butt Snuffing

A 'Butt Snuffing' is bondage-play nomenclature used to describe a submissive who has accidentally been smothered to death while giving his/her top anal-oral sex. While involuntary manslaughter is a frequent occurance during BDSM sessions, the term "Butt Snuffing" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the novel Permanent Obscurity by Richard Perez.
"That's it, baby! Tongue-f*ck my @ss!" I growled.

I heard a groan come from beneath me. His hands were clinging desperately to my hips, his fingers really digging in. "Perv," I thought. His groans grew louder, his whole body stiffened, as he seemed to be approaching that peak.

Then I noticed that the man wasn't moving. His hands had dropped off my body. His face was still burried underneath me. "That's kinda weird," I thought.

In the weeks that followed the murder, the newspapers had a field day with my unintentional butt snuffing...
by sexploitation July 25, 2010
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butt fleas

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...
by MinPin76 May 1, 2012
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lava butt

The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).
Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.

I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.
by piratemaxx February 15, 2009
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butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass
It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels
by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013
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