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horse mullet 

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.
Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.
horse mullet by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016
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Horse Nuggets 

Definition 1: some YouTuber probably

Definition 2: a rare delicacy found in Northern Europe, which involves the severing of a male horse's genitalia and battering it, before deep frying it and sprinkling salt over the top. Served with ketchup
Example 1: dude Horse Nuggets has shitty videos.

Example 2: Can I have the 2 horse nuggets combo with extra fries please?
Horse Nuggets by Atwoodjer August 5, 2017

horse queef 

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.
Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

Horse Bitch 

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.
Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”
Horse Bitch by Skiphorse20 June 8, 2018

Horse cock 

A guy with a huge cock would say he has a horse cock🐎🍆, a horse cock also refers to a male horses huge cock
Girl-wanna fuck
Boy-hell ya
Girl-show me that horse cock
Horse cock by My-6996 June 2, 2019

Horse Hockey 

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses
The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey
Horse Hockey by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020