When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.
"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."
by Tank88 September 6, 2013
Get the like-herpesmug. You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
Get the goose herpesmug. A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
Get the herpes pilotmug. 
by PsychoLogic1989 March 19, 2018
Get the Typo herpesmug. by _SirHumble January 4, 2023
Get the hotdog herpesmug. When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
Get the Golf Herpesmug.