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Hello Kitty

Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.

Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers
Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."

Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."

Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."

Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."
by dyslexic-chyc December 20, 2010
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Hello Japan

"Hello Japan" is a subset of failure (fail). A "Hello Japan" scenario is where an individual's attempt to respond to a dangerous situation with humor or a casual attitude ends with pain and/or humiliation.
David strolled across the street playing chicken with the speeding car and got run over. It was his "Hello Japan" moment.
by saku_by_kimura November 25, 2009
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tennessee hello

Placing your open anus hole on a random ladies nose while placing your sweaty wiener and balls on her forehead at the same time
I pulled off a Tennessee Hello on some stupid bitch just like the greatest QB of all time!
by Alabamaniac August 8, 2016
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Hello Dolly!

A great film, made in 1969, starring Barbra Streisand (not my favorite person, but she does good in this film). About a woman who wants to marry a man and steals all the people around him (by setting them up with other people so they move away), leaving him alone and no other choice then to marry her. Sure she makes it so he practically makes him beg for her love, though she had expressed it from the beginning. All that matters are the great songs and Dolly's CRAZY hats.
Dude, I've had "Hello Dolly!" songs stuck in my head ALL day. I can't get them out.

Dude, I know. Her voice is so enchanting that it makes me come in my pants. Oh...oh...Dolly...oh...OH!
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Hello Internet

Hello Internet is an audio podcast hosted by YouTube content creators CGP Grey and Brady Haran, creator of many different channels like Numberphile and Periodic Videos. It debuted in 2014 and, as of now, has over a hundred episodes, of which one was exclusively released as a vinyl record.

The podcast features discussions pertaining to their lives as professional creators for YouTube, the content of their most recent videos as well as their interests and annoyances. Typical topics include technology etiquette, movie and TV show reviews, plane accidents, vexillology, futurology, and the differences between Grey's and Haran's personalities and lifestyles.

In 2015, Haran and the podcast were credited with reappropriating the word "freebooting" to describe copyright infringement via re-hosting videos on platforms such as Facebook, a practice typically undertaken to profit from advertisements alongside the content. Facebook has since adopted tools to address. Hot Stopper is a more recent word brought to life by the podcast, mainly due to CPG Grey's frustration with the (lack of) Hot Stoppers in Starbucks.

The Podcast was selected as the best New Podcast of 2014 by Apple, as well as being included in the top 50 podcasts of Guardian in 2016. Furthermore, Brady Haran won the Radio Times "Radio and Podcast" competition, CPG Grey was also a nominee.
"Hey man, I'm looking for a new Podcast to listen to, any suggestions?"
"I'd suggest Hello Internet, it's a lot of fun to listen to!"
by CheekyBanter June 22, 2018
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albuquerque hello

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.
A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.
by Chazmatic September 12, 2019
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Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.
A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!
by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017
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