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hamster

a small animal made of ham
my hamster looks like a pig
by burstinghi February 28, 2019
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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
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Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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Hamster hole

I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”
by hamsterhole June 28, 2018
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greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity
Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster
by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017
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hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
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The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
by Dannielio April 21, 2007
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