Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."

by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

guard mentality

the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.

Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.

My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?

Yes. She has a guard mentality.

Oh, okay.

by Lynndie England May 14, 2004

Guardian

A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.

We passed a guardian when we went to the nude beach yesterday.

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by Krkič July 16, 2019

brush guard

the roll of belly fat that is exposed between the top of the jeans and the bottom of the shirt.

If her pants weren't 2 sizes too small, she wouldn't have a brush guard

by mamidedos October 27, 2005

safe guarded

To be quite about you sexual feelings
not prude, just not open to that of a point you know when
this person, usually a female, wants "action"

Sophie is so misleading, i wonder if she wants action from me or if she is safe guarded

by skate happy September 15, 2007

cock-guard

verb. To act possessively towards a female, esp. an ex or a female friend.

"You're way too good to be dating that schlub."
"Dude, quit cock-guarding me."

by ~chica May 13, 2008