Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.

Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

greasy italian rat

Frank Iero

*at an Mcr concert*
OMG!!! THERE’S THE GREASY ITALIAN RAT!!! LOOK AT HIM!

by NôŒne May 18, 2022

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Greasy iPad kid

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.

There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down

by Family orgy time August 26, 2023

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

greasy bacon wiener

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.

Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.

by xYaxisix December 9, 2011