Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person
P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head
by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020
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graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache
Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out
by Tha Grimace January 30, 2011
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Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.
Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?
by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022
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Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
by Professor New Burger January 09, 2014
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Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 28, 2020
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Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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Holla Grape

Holla Grape is a synonym of the phrase "well done". It can be used in the same situations but it sounds better.
"Hey holla grape to that touchdown"

"How would you like your steak cooked?"
"Oh I'l have it holla grape, thanks"
by JarryHawkslip November 25, 2013
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