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going crazy

by Boob glock October 28, 2007
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Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 30, 2016
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going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.
Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!
by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006
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going green

the process of "recycling" people you've already slept with in order to not add to your current number of people you've slept with.
I really don't want to add to the number of guys I've slept with so I think I'm going green and sleeping with Bobby again.
by AZN & ROMONSTER December 9, 2009
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going doug

Going Doug is when you claim to take showers, but don't...ever. To go Doug, you also have to not wash your clothes....ever. In fact, you may occasionally defecate or masturbate in or on your clothes, yet still wear them to bed, and the next day. Extreme cases of going Doug also include sporting a bowl cut and being shaped like a pair or bell. This is an unwanted biproduct of the grunge era.
Person A: "Wow! You smell like a wet dog wearing old gym socks. Why are you going doug today?"

Person B: "Who's gay?"
by Big Mar February 26, 2005
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Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
by dooshbagg August 10, 2012
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going number 4

When you take a crap, flush and wipe thinking you're done, then realize you have to go again.
"Did you go number two?"
"Nah man, I was going number 4. Stupid bastard crept up on me."
by Jesus Cornholio May 28, 2012
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