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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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Gloving

When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.
Mate screw the gloryhole try out gloving
by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022
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Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023
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golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.
Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.
by papadarra November 17, 2010
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Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.
Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.
by STDfree December 4, 2017
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Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021
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cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing
Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.
by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016
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