A dude (usually named Thomas) who claims he’s loyal but ends up cheating on his girlfriend with someone from Grove Street. Known for late night minge rubbing link ups, lying through his teeth, and acting confused when caught. May also be spotted saying “she started getting sexual with me” while lying to his girlfriend
“Bro, why is Thomas always ‘just helping with homework’ on Grove Street?”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
“Man’s a certified Grovestreet Glizzy Gobbler.”
“He pulled a full on Thomas with that one. Emma deserves better.”
by Jordan Browne June 5, 2025

in ancient times the glizzy was the first form of hot dog but now it is known as a cock. Synonyms to glizzy are sausage, hes packing, or loud moan
by jesusisdeadandgodisagummybear April 13, 2022

by Mrs weaver bad lol April 29, 2021

Circa early/mid 2010’s “dog” and “glizzy” were both used as terms for firearms. “Dog” was ambiguously used esp in texting. By 2015 DMV teens regularly referred to the hot dog as a “glizzy”. Term began to spread outside of the DC area via Instagram.
by Pop Dukes November 15, 2022
