Glazing

Invented by Ethan Williams. The term means to dick ride or to glaze praise someone so hard they become “glazed”.

Ethan- “Brock Purdy is so young and athletic and soo good. He could definitely play with my balls”
Parker- “Stop glazing him bro”

by Frovon February 3, 2024

Glazing

Needless fanboyism and praise of a person, piece of media, food item etc. Glazing occurs when someone gets so carried away by a stimulus that they proceed to speak of it in very hyperbolic terms, all while being serious and unaware of the cringe it induces. Glazing tends to occur more commonly in fandoms having many younger fans.

Bro 1: Yo, I'm watching Succession right now.
Bro 2: Yeah? I hear it's really good.
Bro 1: Yeah man. I'm literally a different person at the end of each episode.
Bro 2: Alright, now that's glazing. I know it's good, but come on.

by MedimixAyurvedicSoap August 28, 2025

5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

Glazing

When somebody is extremely neat riding you or excessively talking shit about you for no reason whatsoever.

“James is a bitch. He don’t got no hoes. His dad is absent. He just sucks overall.”
“Pop it out your mouth. Your glazing right now.”

by 2Rex December 30, 2023

Hate Glazing

Hate Glazing is the practice of obsessively hating on a topic. Technically glazing but the other way around.

My cousin tends to always be Hate Glazing Kanye West because of all of the recent drama.

by Nobody Home February 27, 2025

Glazed Klurflufferton

Male ejaculation atop one feces.

After seeing your mother, I could not help but provide her with a glazed klurflufferton.
That

by SCHOFIELD33 January 12, 2022

Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016