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Cock gas

Cock gas (n) - while having sex, small amounts of air get into the urethra. After sex, the air trapped is pushed out of the penis
I smashed this chick so good it gave me cock gas
by Young W33zy August 11, 2018
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Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
mugGet the Bastard gasmug.

Cali Gas

Marijuana (Cannabis) that comes from California, typically licensed Dispensaries that is of quality to be considered "Gas" (High THC%)
Hey bro where did you get this weed from? It's so good, this has got to be some Cali Gas!
by BongMan_420 October 22, 2023
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ga-barrier

A barrier, either physical or metaphorical, that exists between two acquaintances: one of whom is straight and the other of whom is gay.
Gay Person A: Dude, I am so excited right now, I could hug you!
Straight Person B: Dude, not so long as we have this ga-barrier between us.
by WhyDoesMikeHateMe May 3, 2011
mugGet the ga-barriermug.

Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
mugGet the Bastard gasmug.

Gas-brakin

Gas-brakin. v. 1. the art of driving by pressing the gas pedal more than you should, then the brake pedal over and over, instead of just using cruise control; causing everyone in the car to get car sick even if they do not get car sick. This usually leads to everyone being very mad and the in-experienced driver.
"On the 4hr drive to the airport, I thought we were all going to kill Josh. He was gas-brakin the whole trip, even on the interstate!"
by CharlestonSmith1 September 8, 2009
mugGet the Gas-brakinmug.

Gas Artist

Someone who talks nonsense
I.e Person 1: Can't believe J was chattin that s**t about you earlier
Person 2: Take no notice, Mandem knows he's a proper gas artist
by ChemKid95 September 19, 2014
mugGet the Gas Artistmug.

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