Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

THE FUTURE OF SHABAMAM

typo on shabnam.

THE FUTURE OF SHABAMAM Has benn reviealed

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Future Inmate

This is a racist term to refer to black people, as black people usually are the ones commiting crimes so this is saying that that person will be in prison soon.

Racist guy: HEY YOU! IT'S A FUTURE INMATE! DON'T ROB ME!
Tyrone: *calls his gang* There's a racist, help me take em down

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025

future

something you shouldn't be worried about. It might come, it might not so focus on now. Everything else don't matter.

future dropped a new album btw. This is the only future you should care about.

by cartIiiI February 6, 2022

...Katiuska Robles' Future Is New York Post Horoscope Editorials Towards...

...Katiuska Robles' Future Is New York Post Horoscope Editorials Towards...

...Katiuska Robles' Future Is New York Post Horoscope Editorials Towards...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.

Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014