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LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.
Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.
by transmasc witch June 14, 2022
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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole
Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
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Stinky Satan

When your fart has such a deep pitch and is so loud that it sounds like a demon escaped your asshole
Guy One: BRUUUUUUUGHRFF
Guy Two: Wtf was that?!
Guy One: Sorry man, I think I just let out a stinky satan
by MeatGrease June 12, 2021
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Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.
One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.
"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James
by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011
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Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.
2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.
by zamicol December 21, 2020
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