fluff & flick

the act of getting someone excited only to let them down in the most abrupt manner possible.

We got the fluff & flick from the boss today. She told us that if we got the project done by working overtime we could all take tomorrow off. After the project was done she told us that we have a mandatory staff meeting at 9 a.m.

When I got home my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but stiletto's only to tell me that she wanted a divorce.

by 3nothappening July 01, 2011

Butt Fluff

When someone is getting F***ed in the ass and the man cums. xP

person 1- i has such a horrible night...

person 2- why?

person 1- cause i totally got full of butt fluff!

person 2- aweh man that sux!

by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009

Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.

Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)

by Brent Monday May 20, 2011

Fluff Phobia

The deep fear of cute animals or animal videos.

The first time Tom saw a Koala his fluff phobia kicked in, giving him a heart attack.

by Jimmy McFiggle April 08, 2018

fluff dud

A person that is gay but does not dress like a stereotypical gay or a straight person who does dress like a gay

Hey jack, i didn't know that kevin was gay.
Oh he's not. He is just a fluff dud.

by Tightrope May 15, 2018

meta-fluff

Seemingly deep and meaningful speech, which is in truth reveals a weak vocublary and immense ignorance regarding metaphysics. Most offten used by hippies and new-agers in an attempt to sound learned and cerebral.

I loved burning man, but didn't enjoy the prevalence of meaningless meta-fluff uttered amongst the people I encountered

by omsi84 January 09, 2015

Fluff it

When your hoe wants the pipe and you ain’t feeling it

Babe come dick me down
Nah i’ll fluff it

by Savage fire November 24, 2018