Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.

"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"

by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014

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Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.

I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

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Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.

“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022

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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

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