Feed My Lizard

Suck my dick. Or, give me pussy.

Man: Hey, bitch. feed my lizard.
Bitch: Fuck Off!!!

by Sass,MasterOf Sass March 28, 2009

rat faced

1.To get so drunk that you are past the point of rat arsed, and begin to resemble a rat. ie. sniffing around on the floor, and lieing on the floor.

2.Exclamation of desire to have a good night.

1.Woah did you see Sam last night?
Yeh he was totally rat faced wasn't he!

2.I am going to get so rat faced tonight!!

by cornishsailor November 9, 2009

bare-faced lie

a deliberate lie, a planned lie

His statement to the police was false - a bare-faced lie.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

fecal-faced

A more PC way to say shit-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. It means extremely drunk.

John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D June 19, 2011

emotional feedee

a person who desires to gain weight by being force fed due to the psychological pain from a traumatic emotional experience: e.g. masochist

The emotional feedee is the person who gives feederism a bad name.

by Unity2010 June 28, 2010

news feed

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.

Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.

by Frescagazz April 28, 2011

pig faced fuck

A vile and repugnant person described in a physical way.

That politician is a pig faced fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019