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Evan

The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.
Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."
by emmaly9678 October 20, 2013
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evanesce

To dissapear or dissapate, sometimes like vapor. The verb form of evanescence
The small girl suddenly evanesced into thin air like vapor scaring her friend.
by Mayte July 7, 2004
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Evanevolution

1. Jamaal: Did you see what Bob just did?
Maurice: Yeah, that made me Hispanic and it's not even wintertime.
Jamaal: Word, he's next in line for evanevolution.
by Darkness May 6, 2005
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evan smith

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.
by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019
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Evangeline

Evangeline is a beautiful, elegant girl. She believes no one likes her because she's ugly or not smart, but in truth, she's loved by everyone in her class. Whoever hates her, is usually already hated. Evangeline prefers to be known as tom-boyish and wants to be tough, but inside, she's extremely girl-ish and playful in her own way. She can make friends with just about anyone if she acts like herself- funny, facial, and always there for you. She also is prety athetic and fast when she runs.

She also loves dogs and art- but she thinks her art is crappy even though it's pretty much average. She definitely does NOT take crap from ANYONE, and will either 'tattle-tale' with no shame or just tell her parents and rant to everyone else. Evangeline also is an amazing speaker, and is only shy around adults. She can make a good argument, however when it comes to her weight it is something she worries about. Although she's actually really skinny, Evangeline thinks she needs to lose weight constantly. Evangeline is also sometimes emotionally out of control and her mood changes often.

Meaning: "Bringer of good news.'
Guy: Dude, Evangeline is such a great girlfriend- but I accidentally slipped up and said something rude about her friends..

Other guy: What did she do?

Guy: She slapped me, explained to me how 'unacceptable' that was with some explicit language along the lines, then kissed me and stormed out?!

Other guy: Girls are SO complicated.

Guy: Not as much as this one...
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evangelical atheist

An evangelical atheist is simply any atheist who actively tries to convert religious people to atheism.

It is important to note that, contrary to popular belief, atheists almost never make a definitive claim that "god does not exist". Only a very small percentage of atheists make such claims and they are referred to as "strong atheists".

"Belief that god does not exist" is not the correct definition of atheism, even though many dictionaries incorrectly list it as such. More accurately, atheism actually means something more like "the belief that there is insufficient evidence to assume the existence of god (over any alternatives), and thus one should not live as though one knows that god exists". Thus it is never fair to say that atheists have "just as much faith" as religious people do.

No human being has reliable evidence of Santa Claus existing, but that does not mean that one can definitively say that he does not exist, because it would essentially require searching the entire universe for him, which is impossible. There is no good evidence for Santa Claus, thus we shouldn't live our lives in such a way that we assume he is actually real. Atheists think about god in the same way.

Some atheists are evangelical is because they believe that the world would be better off if people didn't make assumptions that are not justified. Modern science came into existence only because a certain portion of human beings decided that conclusions about the world must be well justified.
If an atheist tries to actively convert you to atheism, then that atheist could be called an evangelical atheist.
by FreethinkerForFreedom March 13, 2014
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Evander

The god of sex! Evander is usually a nice guy
Evander
by Firefightinggiant43 October 16, 2020
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