The Circle of Evanescence

Amy Lee meets Ben Moody.
Amy and Ben date.
Ben writes music.
Amy (barely) sings.
Amy and Ben get engaged.
Amy and Ben form Evanescence.
Amy and Ben split up.
Evanescence hits it big.
Amy's ego gets huge.
Ben leaves.
Ben starts working for Avril Lavigne.
Amy starts dating Shaun from Seether.
Avril starts wearing Amy-esque clothes.
Amy wears Avril-esque clothes for the Broken video.
Shaun begins to look like Ben.

What's next? Avril and Seether working together?

"And with the Avril/Seether tour, the Circle of Evanescence is complete."

by [schism] August 6, 2004

Evan

All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'

"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."

"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."

by yoursMB March 24, 2013

Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.

(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"

by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008

evanescense

actually thats just the nam,e of the band. evanescence actually means 'far from sight'

i cant see him!
thats because hes too far away! havent u ever heard of evanescence?

by cassie March 17, 2005

Evangaqueen

Evangelical christians (ministers, deacons, preachers, tele-evangelists) who are caught in sexual mis-conduct, typically in a homosexual arrangement, and occasionally in relation to a minor.

Once, when I was at Jesus Camp, I saw that evangaqueen; Ted Haggard. He asked me if I had any meth.

by The Fruit Fly December 27, 2006

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Evan

1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal

He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)

by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013