Ross Evans

A person who head is square, likes kids, humps his pillow and has very little friends

Watch your kids it’s Ross Evans

by LongLiveGeorge BLDM November 3, 2019

lily evans

harry potter’s hot ass mom

“do you know lily evans?”
“do you mean lily potter; harry potter’s mom?”
“yeah she’s a total milf bro”

by lilyevansmilf July 21, 2021

lee evans

The funniest man alive... peter kay only comes close to the lughs this man creates.

"so u ask yourself, why did I coem in here?" "why are u asking you? you dont fucking know!!"
"look at the sweat, its runnin off me! I need a fuckin wet suit!!"

by Bitch what....? January 30, 2005

Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N

Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"

by Sugs12 May 13, 2011

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012

evan (female)

Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person

Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?

Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly

Male: Dude that's hot

by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017